Top Seed Skort: Ready to Serve! 15.5 Inches of Style and Performance.
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Girls' Game-Ready Shorts: Train Hard, Look Cool.
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Girls' Gym Shorts: Get Fit, Have Fun! Awesome Performance, Cute Style!
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Pleated Perfection: The Ultimate Skort-Short Fusion (15.25 inches)
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Triple Threat Skort: Game. Set. Style. Ace your look!
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Triple Threat Skort: Game Day Ready. Effortless Style. Ultra Comfort.
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Tropic Bloom: Short Girls' Summer Dreamin'—Sun-Kissed Styles for Her!
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Pleated Power: Skort-Short for Triple the Style!
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Tuxedo Skort: Long, Lean, and Luxe. Get the Formal Fun Look!
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Tuxedo Skort: Long Length. Chic. Sleek. Unexpected. Get the Look.
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Tuxedo Skort: The Perfect Blend of Class and Cool. Long Length, Endless Style.
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Tuxedo Skort: Shorts with Sophistication. Dressy Skirt-Short Combo, Instantly Chic.
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